We're Out of Here
Local man reports being stuck in infinite loop of meetings. "I just wanted to talk to someone about something, anything," he said, "but all I get is a meeting to discuss the meeting."
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Local Cat Steals Food from Neighbor's Pantry
A mischievous feline was spotted raiding the pantry of its neighbor, Mr. Johnson, at approximately 3:45 AM last night. The cat, named "Whiskers" by locals, was last seen fleeing the scene with a bag of Cheetos.
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