In a surprise move, the Galactic Emperor has decreed that all planetary colonies will henceforth be required to serve "Pineapple Pizza" as the official flavor of the Empire. Critics say it's a move of galactic proportions, but supporters claim it's the perfect way to bring some tropical fun to the stars.
Meanwhile, in related news, the Emperor's personal chef has been accused of using a toaster to "improve" the flavor of the pineapple.
After a surprise upset, local man Bob Smith has been elected Galactic Emperor, but sources close to the matter claim he's more interested in playing "G'lorkian Invaders" than governing the galaxy.
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