A Column by Zorvath, Starhopper-1 Correspondent
As I sat on the edge of my spaceship, watching the stars go by, I couldn't help but think: what's the point of it all? Is it just me, or do you too feel like the universe is just a bunch of meaningless, swirling chaos?
Listen, let's be real, we're all just specks of dust in the grand tapestry of existence. But that's what makes it so... so... exciting! I mean, who needs meaning when you have random, unconnected thoughts to ponder? Not me, that's who!
Join us next time on Starhopper-1 Op-Ed, when we'll be discussing the finer points of Existential Dreadlocks! And don't miss our special segment, Existential-Induced Regret, where we'll be exploring the darker side of the void!