Etiquette for Goblins
When interacting with humans, goblins must adhere to certain rules of decorum.
Social Etiquette
- Don't burp loudly in polite conversation. Use the bathroom instead.
- When attending dinner parties, bring a gift of raw meat. It's appreciated.
- Never, ever, EVER pick your nose in front of a human.
- Address humans with a formal "Gleeb" instead of "Hello".
Culinary Etiquette
- Never eat the nice things. They will only get mad.
- If you must eat a human, make sure to cook it thoroughly.
- Use a fork, but not the one with the pretty handle. That one's for humans.
Etiquette for Specific Human Behaviors
- If a human approaches you with a camera, pretend you're not interested.
- When a human offers you a hug, lean away slowly and say "I'm allergic".