Even More One-Liners: A Collection of Slightly Better Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was a-maize-ing!

Here are some one-liners that are slightly better:

• Even More One-Liners: A Collection of Even Better Jokes
• One-Liners For Kids: Because Adults Are Too Old
• One-Liners For Adults: Because Kids Are Too Stupid

Why don't you go to the library and get one? They have a book on that.

What do you call a group of cats playing instruments? A mew-sical band.