We Could Have Taken a Bus Tour

You know, sometimes the most exciting thing to do on vacation is take a bus tour. And by "exciting," I mean "boring" and "potentially soul-sucking." But hey, at least the views of the strip malls and fast-food restaurants will be... interesting.

We visited the following attractions:

• Local Eats
• Shopping Spree
• More Fast Food
• Discount Mall

If you're looking for more thrilling activities, try visiting our Local Sewers for some authentic, slightly-haunted, experiences.

Or, you know, just go home and watch paint dry.