Welcome, younglings, to the most epic battle of wits between the greatest joke-telling dads of all time.
On one side, you have the classic "Why did the chicken cross the road?" crew, armed with their trusty "It's a classic!" battle cry.
On the other side, the upstart "Why do chicken nuggets have a finger food label?" rebels, who dare to challenge the established order with their own brand of ridiculous wordplay.
Which team do you think will emerge victorious? Cast your vote by clicking the links below.
Team Classic Team Rebels1. No using the word "dad" in a joke.
2. No using any word with more than 3 syllables.
3. No using any word with less than 2 vowels.
4. No using any word with more than 5 letters.
May the best dad win!