Our branding is not for the faint of heart. We are a force to be reckoned with. Our logo is a bold, red "O" with a menacing scowl.
A: It's a symbol of our unwavering commitment to being loud and obnoxious. We will not be ignored.
A: Because our brand is a beacon of hope in a sea of bland, corporate mediocrity.
A: Ha! You wish. Our logo is a sacred cow. You may as well try to change the color of the sun.