Welcome to OurCompany: Where Interns Are Treated Like Royalty

Or Not.

You've been assigned to our intern pool, congratulations! Now, get ready for a whirlwind experience of:

• 12-hour workdays without breaks

• Mandatory coffee refills at 3AM

• A 4th consecutive meeting about the same project

But don't worry, it's all part of our intern development program (just kidding, it's just called 'survival mode').

For more information on our internship program, visit:

Signed, The Management

Management