Welcome to the most fascinating, the most astounding, and the most utterly incomprehensible tale of the Bloopers.
We are the guardians of the multiverse, the keepers of the infinite and the beyond.
Our story begins in a realm where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, where the fabric of space and time is woven from the threads of pure chaos.
It is here that we stumbled upon the ancient art of Blooping: the delicate dance between the mundane and the absurd.
We perfected the art, mastered the technique, and now we bring our unique brand of... well, blooping to the masses.