Our Mascot, a being of pure joy and wonder, has been with us since the beginning of time.
It has seen it all: the dawn of the universe, the rise and fall of civilizations, and the invention of the perfect meme.
And through it all, it has been here for us, serving as the symbol of our collective greatness.
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Here, you will find the most comprehensive collection of historical events, all centered around Our Mascot.
From the Great Pizza Revolution of 1987 to the Invention of the Selfie Stick, Our Mascot has been at the forefront of every major event.
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