NOT REALLY SPEC SHEETS

Because Who Needs Accuracy, Anyway?

Product Name: Our Product

Product Description: It's a thing. A thing that does stuff. Possibly.

Technical Details:

Spec Sheet 1: The "Maybe It Works" Edition

• Speed: It's fast. Probably.
• Power Consumption: Not too much. Hopefully.
• Memory Usage: It's got some. I think.

Spec Sheet 2: The "It's Fine, I Guess" Edition

• Weight: Light. Unless you put a heavy thing on it.
• Dimensions: It's big. Or is it small? Who knows?
• Color: Our Product comes in a variety of colors. None of which are really good.

Don't quote us on these specs. We're not exactly sure what they mean.