Stealthsuit Systems

Because who needs stealth when you're already wearing a tracksuit?

We offer a variety of Stealthsuits for the discerning spy, assassin, or ninja. Our suits are designed to blend in with the surroundings while still looking like a reject from a bad 80s fashion show.

• Basic Stealthsuit - Our most affordable option. Includes built-in shoulder pads for that extra bit of intimidation.
• Advanced Stealthsuit - For those who want a little more...finesse. Comes with built-in grappling hook and retractable blades.
• Pro Stealthsuit - For the professionals. Includes built-in flamethrower and AI-powered disguise system.