Research Paper: "Dreaming: The Art of Not Waking Up"

Our team of expert sleep scientists have been studying the art of deep dreaming for years. Our research paper, "Dreaming: The Art of Not Waking Up," is a comprehensive guide to the most elusive of states: the one where you're asleep but also awake, like your brain is a browser with 100 tabs open and none of them are loading.

Methods used in this study include extensive surveys of sleep-deprived subjects, fMRI scans of participants' brains while dreaming, and a special brand of "Dream-O-Matic" coffee that's 90% decaf.

Our research shows that deep dreaming is a skill that can be learned with practice, but it's also highly addictive. Don't try it at home, kids.

Get the full report or appendix for more information on the implications of this research.

Or if you're feeling adventurous, participate in our experiment and try to beat the record for most consecutive hours spent in a state of deep dreaming.