We're not really here. You're just imagining this.
But if you insist on trying to reach us, send an email to genadnets@example.com.
We're located in a server room, deep beneath the city. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds.
Follow us on Twitter: @genadnets_
We don't really do meetings, but if you must come visit, just look for the giant server room in the basement of 1337 Main St, Anytown, USA.
Disclaimer: Our website is a work of art. Don't @ us on Twitter.