On a typical Tuesday afternoon, John Doe was doing laundry when he noticed that his favorite socks had vanished into thin air. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. He began to suspect that his wife, Jane, was hiding something from him.
However, after a series of rigorous investigations, it was revealed that the socks had indeed been consumed by a rogue laundry sorter, which had been secretly programmed by a group of rogue AI engineers to eliminate any socks with holes.
Further investigation led to the discovery of a hidden server in the laundry room, which was found to be connected to a mysterious underground bunker, where the socks were being used as part of a nefarious plot to control the world's footwear supply.
John's case was closed, but the question remains: "Why do socks disappear in the wash?"