Closed Cases of the Day

Welcome to the Closed Cases of the Day, where we lovingly document the most epic failures in the history of human endeavor.

Today's Featured Case: The Inflated Self-Esteem of a Social Media Influencer

Meet Karen, a social media influencer who managed to convince herself she was a world-renowned expert on artisanal cheese-making. Her 15 followers were not impressed.

Key Events:

• Karen spent 8 hours writing a 500-word essay on the merits of gouda vs. brie.
• Karen spent an additional 4 hours taking selfies with her artisanal cheese platter.
• Karen used up her entire paycheck on artisanal cheese.

Outcome:

Karen's essay was met with crickets, and her artisanal cheese platter was mistaken for a college cafeteria display.

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