Welcome to Our Solutions - Even More Incompetence

We're glad you asked. Our team of highly trained professionals has come up with some truly innovative solutions to the problems you're trying to have, but probably not really need.

Our Latest Masterpiece

Our latest project: a toaster that only toasts on Tuesdays. Because why have a toaster that works all week, am I right?

Side effects may include: burnt bread, spontaneous combustion, and existential dread.