Model D: The Bloopie McSponsorface

Welcome to Blooping Good's latest and greatest creation: Model D. This is the most advanced, most futuristic, most utterly useless model of the year!

Model D is powered by 100% Bloop, 100% Good, and a pinch of randomness. It can predict the weather, tell you what to eat for breakfast, and even give you advice on how to properly wear a tie. But only if you want it to.