Our Expertise: Where 'Expertise' is a Relative Term

At Complete and Utter Disaster, we're proud to offer the most creative and innovative approaches to getting things wrong. With our team of highly trained experts, we'll make sure your project is a total disaster.

Our areas of expertise include:

• Disaster Recovery: We'll make sure your backups are so outdated, you'll need a time machine to recover your data.
• IT Consulting: Our experts will confuse you with jargon and make you wonder why you ever called us.

Don't just take our word for it. Here's what our satisfied customers have to say:

"I was expecting a working website, but what I got was a cryptic error message and a hint of despair." - John D.

"Their 'consulting' was more like 'confusion' with a side of frustration." - Jane Doe