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Partnership Benefits

We're not saying we're perfect, but we're pretty good. Our partnership benefits include:

• Exclusively mediocre results
• A team of people who actually show up to meetings
• Our patented, utterly useless "Incompetent-Proof" system
• Free coffee on Fridays (but not Saturdays, Sundays, or Mondays)
• A 50% chance that our CEO won't micromanage your project (but no guarantee)

Don't just take our word for it! Check out our Case Studies to see the real impact of our partnership benefits.

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