Underperforming Accounting

A partner in crime for all your financial mishaps

We specialize in finding creative ways to misplace your funds and mismanage your assets.

• Financial Fudgery
• Bad Investments

Disorganized Law Firm

Where our lawyers are as disorganized as our filing system

We'll lose your file, but we'll find a way to bill you for it.

• Disputes and Conflicts
• Lost Files