Our experts were tasked with designing a website that would somehow not crash, ever.
The results were mixed: it crashed 3 times a day, and once a week it would randomly display our CEO's vacation photos.
We're proud of our team for meeting the "not crashing" metric, and we're working on the "not embarrassing" metric.
We learned that a 24/7 uptime is overrated, and that our team's expertise lies in the art of 'creative problem-solving'.
Our team's average response time to "what are you doing, why isn't it working?" calls has been reduced to 3.14 minutes.
We're a team of 7 highly skilled, slightly less than average, professionals dedicated to your website's mediocrity.
Contact our sales team, or try calling our CEO's cell. He's always on call.