We've got partners! And they're not just any partners, no, no, no. They're the ones we're kind of, sort of, almost definitely not incompetent, but possibly, probably, hopefully not entirely clueless. Meet our partners, in no particular order:
Partner 2 is... well, we're not really sure what their job is, but they seem nice enough. They're always smiling, always nodding, always saying yes, even when they mean no. They're like the human equivalent of a participation trophy, but without the participation.