Unstable Umbrella Designs
We design umbrellas that are as unstable as your aunt Mildred's sense of direction.
Our latest creations include:
- Flimsy: The umbrella that will likely turn inside out the moment you step outside.
- Flappy: The umbrella that's perfect for aerodynamics enthusiasts, who also hate rain.
- Unpredictable: The umbrella that will either save your day or ruin your life, we're not really sure.
Visit our contact page to learn more about how to report your unstable umbrella-related injuries.