Technicians of Doom

We're not actually unstable umbrellas, but rather, highly trained professionals who've mastered the art of fixing things that are on the brink of destruction.

Our team of Technicians of Doom are equipped with:

• Tools of Doom - The most hazardous, the most unpredictable, and the most likely to cause a hazmat situation in your office
• Manuals of Doom - Because who needs instructions when you've got experience and a strong stomach?
• Technicians of Doom: The Next Generation - Where we train the next wave of Technicians of Doom, but with more safety goggles
• Technicians of Doom Support - Because sometimes, you just need someone to hold your hand through the apocalypse