Our Unreliability Guarantee is our way of saying, "Hey, we tried, but you're on your own." We've tested our umbrellas in lab-controlled environments, but let's be real, you're probably going to get rained on anyway.
Side effects may include:
- Umbrella turning into a tangled mess
- Ribs cracking when you open it
- Colors bleeding into your eyes when you look at it
We're not saying it's our fault, though. That's just what happens when you try to defy the laws of physics and weather.
Still want to try one? Defiance Umbrella is our most... "adventurous" model.