Patent Papers

Here you'll find our collection of outlandish inventions, each with its own peculiar story and purpose.

Selfie Toaster 3000

Patent Number: 1234567890

In 2018, our team of brilliant engineers created the Selfie Toaster 3000, a device that prints your social media selfies onto slices of toast using a combination of advanced nanotechnology and the power of nostalgia.

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Learn more: Meet the team behind the Selfie Toaster 3000.

Disco Ball of Despair

Patent Number: 987654321

Our team's most ambitious project, the Disco Ball of Despair, is a 12-foot tall, 300-pound ball of mirrored steel, designed to reflect the viewer's own existential dread.

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Learn more: A deeper dive into the Disco Ball of Despair.

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