Our Founder Got Lost - A Tale of Brash Bravado

Our founder, in their infinite wisdom, decided to take the scenic route. Literally. They got lost in the woods. For days.

The only thing they found was a squirrel with a "HELP" note attached to its fur. It read: "Turn left in 3.4 miles. Don't ask us, we're a nut."

We're not kidding. It's true. We've got the receipt for the acorn from the local general store. It's a real thing.

We Found the Squirrel and learned the importance of a good GPS.

Our Founder Is Now a Foodie and loves trying new nuts.

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