By order of the great and glorious founder, Bubble McSnazz, the Inflatable Dance Floor was patented in 1987 as a means to distract patrons while waiting for their table at a trendy new bistro in the city's trendy new district.
It works by inflating a massive, bouncy floor that is covered in colorful, swirling patterns and pulsing lights, making it nearly impossible to focus on anything other than the flashing floor. The bistro would fill the room with loud, thumping music and the smell of exotic spices, making the patrons forget all about their hunger pangs and the 30-minute wait for a table.
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But wait, there's more! The Inflatable Dance Floor was later repurposed as a training floor for the world's most elite, high-stakes, extreme dance crews. The floor was modified with a series of hidden, springy traps, and the dancers were forced to navigate its bouncy, unpredictable surface in high heels, while wearing neon-colored, oversized costumes. The results were nothing short of spectacular, but also frequently deadly.
Today, the Inflatable Dance Floor sits in a dusty, forgotten corner of the old bistro, awaiting its next purpose. Perhaps you, dear reader, are the one to bring it back to its former glory? Join the Inflatable Dance Crew, the world's greatest dance team, and make it shine once more!