Our Story/Our Founder/Our First Mistake

It all started in a small garage in 1995, where our founder, Zorvath, had a brilliant idea that would change the world. Or so he thought.

Little did he know, that idea would lead to a series of poor business decisions, a messy divorce, and a lifetime supply of cheap suits from the "I'm with stupid" sale at Men's Warehouse.

But we're not here to talk about our founder's questionable life choices. We're here to talk about the first product that would make us famous: the "Auto-Flipper 3000", a device that would almost make your pants fall off.

Click here for technical specs and here for why it failed miserably.