Our Strategic Plan for Inflating Budgets: A Masterclass in Red Tape

As Chief of Red Tape, I'm proud to present our team's magnum opus: a comprehensive guide to creating an inflated budget that will make your eyes water and your accountant weep.

Step 1: Identify all the ways to overcomplicate the process. This is the fun part!

Step 2: Assign a team member to research the definition of 'inflation'. It's a real thing, we swear!

Step 3: Create a new department for 'Unnecessary Paperwork'. We're talking extra forms, extra meetings, extra everything!

Our team's experts have crafted a comprehensive guide to making your budget grow like a weed. Don't try this at home, kids!

Frequently Asked Questions about Inflating Budgets (spoiler: it's all about the paper)