Weekly Denial Reports
Denial Report 1: The Inflated Expectations Report
The Department of Denials presents: The Inflated Expectations Report, where we take a look at all the things people expected would happen but didn't. This week: A 3-day weekend, a 5-star rating system, and the return of the 90's.
But mostly just look at our prophets.
Upcoming Denial: The Denial of Reasonable Expectations
The Department of Denials is proud to present: The Denial of Reasonable Expectations Report, where we take a look at all the things you thought would make sense but don't. This week: The meaning of "free" in the context of a 3-year contract.
Featured Denial:
The Denial of the Month award goes to... The Department of Denials' own Assistant Denial Officer for the most creative use of the phrase "not possible" in a single report.
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