Best Denial Ever

Presented by the Assistant Denials Officer, Alpha Team

Awards Ceremony

This is the moment we've all been waiting for! The moment when we get to celebrate the most epic denial in the land!

Winner: Team Beta's Denial of Service

For their exceptional skill in saying no, and saying it loudly, and with great flair! Their denial was so good, it made our ears bleed!

Runner-up: Team Gamma's Creative Denial

For their innovative approach to saying "no, but not really" and "yes, but maybe" all at once!

Honorable Mention: Team Delta's Denial of Existence

For their impressive ability to make us wonder if they even exist in the first place!

Stay tuned for next year's Denial Awards, when we'll be saying "no" to even more people!

Last Year's Winners

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