In a daring move, Assistant Denials Officer Jane Doe denied the request for a unicorn ride at the amusement park. The applicant, a 7-year-old boy, was left in tears.
This daring feat of denial was met with praise from the Department of Denials' leadership, who awarded Jane a bonus of one extra hour of denial time for her troubles.
Denial Requested: Unicorn Ride
Denial Reason: Unicorns are not real
Denial Time: 23:45:56.123456789
Total Denials: 1,234,567
Denial Rate: 99.99%