Case 003: The Denial That Got Away

We're thrilled to report that our esteemed Assistant Denial Officer, Bertrand, has successfully denied someone's request for a raise. This is no small feat, considering the request was for a 10% increase and involved a 37-page PowerPoint presentation.

Key Denial Strategies Employed:

• The classic "we can't do it because the copier's jammed" tactic.
• The "I'm not an expert on anything" defense.
• The "it's not my department, but I'm happy to take the blame" pivot.

Denial Officer Bertrand's impressive denial rate stands at 9/10. He's a true asset to our team.