Department of Denials: Our Procedure
For those who dare to apply, but shall not pass.
Application Guidelines:
- Fill out form 27-B in triplicate.
- Attach a minimum of 3 letters of recommendation from disreputable sources.
- Provide a 5-page essay on why you're not qualified for this position.
Submission deadline: Never.
Application fee: Your soul.
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