Experimentation and Data Collection Division

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of bureaucratic red tape. We collect data, experiment, and generally make a nuisance of ourselves.

Some of our notable experiments include:

Our data collection methods are highly unorthodox, but effective. We're not just collecting data, we're collecting stories about how you spend your time.

Want to participate in one of our experiments? Click here to learn more.

Note: All data collected is strictly anonymous and will be used solely for the purpose of furthering the goals of the Department of Red Tape.

Disclaimer: By participating in our experiments, you agree to waive all rights to your personal data, including your soul.