OurCoreValues
We value the art of doing nothing, and the science of doing it very slowly.
We believe in the importance of paperwork, and the beauty of bureaucratic red tape.
We strive for infinite forms, and the satisfaction of filling them out by hand.
We are proud of our ability to make a 4-hour meeting last 4 hours, without actually accomplishing anything.
We value the thrill of the chase, as we try to track down that elusive stamp.
We believe in the power of jargon, and the art of saying nothing with confidence.
We are committed to the endless pursuit of perfection, and the joy of never quite achieving it.
We value the beauty of the beige-colored office cubicle, and the comfort of a 3-hour commute.