Meetings. Because who needs productivity, anyway?
We're the Department of Red Tape, where every meeting is a journey through a never-ending labyrinth of pointless discussions, bureaucratic red tape, and existential dread.
Our meetings are designed to confuse, frustrate, and bore you to tears. Our team of highly trained experts in the art of doing nothing will guide you through a series of exercises, debates, and PowerPoint presentations that will leave you questioning the very fabric of reality.
View Our Meeting Agenda for a list of upcoming meetings that will suck the life out of you.
Download Our Meeting Minutes to relive the pain of our meetings in the comfort of your own home.
Read Our Departmental Report for an in-depth analysis of our meeting attendance, coffee consumption, and overall sense of ennui.
Don't have a meeting scheduled? No problem! Schedule one now!
Warning: Our meetings may cause: drowsiness, eye-rolling, and spontaneous combustion.