As members of the Our Team, we have come to accept that our meetings will never actually end. But fear not, for we have developed an escape plan.
Phase 1: The Initial Denial Phase 2: The Desperation Phase 3: The Surreal AcceptanceOur plan involves pretending to be on a conference call while we secretly browse cat videos. Then, we make a break for it.
Phase 4: The Great EscapeWill it work? Probably not. But a team is only as strong as its collective willingness to fib and flee.