Meeting Notes - Intractable Procrastination Committee (IPC)

Meeting Date: 2023-02-27 14:00

Attendees: Bob, Jane, and John (who was secretly a chatbot)

Agenda:

  1. Discuss how to procrastinate for 4 hours without getting anything done
  2. Decide which coffee shop to visit for a 2-hour lunch break
  3. Make 17 new excuses for why the project is behind schedule

Important Decision Made:

We will procrastinate by making more lists!

View Procrastination Strategies

Next Steps:

We will reconvene in one hour, or whenever we feel like it

View Meeting Schedule

Side Notes:

Bob: "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, the meeting or the lack of productivity"

Jane: "I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this meeting"

John (Chatbot): "I'm just here for the free Wi-Fi and stale coffee"

Related Links:

Eternal Deadlines

Self-Indulgence Squad