Procrastination Tactics

Chapter 1: The Art of Intractable Procrastination

Meet our team of experts in intractable procrastination. We've spent years perfecting the art of doing nothing.

Our research has led to the discovery of the following tactics:

• 1.1: Master the art of pixelating pixels
• 1.2: Diversify your scroll through the depths of social media
• 1.3: Learn the secrets of infinite video loops
• 1.4: Rearrange your workspace to resemble a tornado
• 1.5: Create a break, any break will do

Remember, the key to success is finding a comfortable balance between doing nothing and doing something else.

We're not really sure how we're going to finish this chapter, but we'll get to it eventually...