09:00 - 09:30: Coffee Break (Not Really)
Just a quick 30 minutes to recharge for the real meeting, which will probably start at 10:00 and last until 17:00 without a break.
Refreshments will be provided, but don't get too attached, as they will likely run out.
09:30 - 10:00: Agenda Items Review
We'll review the same agenda items from last week's meeting, just to make sure no one has forgotten.
Agenda Item 1: The Never-Ending Discussion
Agenda Item 2: The Unresolved Issue
Agenda Item 3: The Unending Task List
11:00 - 12:00: Lunch (Not Provided)
Lunch will be provided, but only for the first 10 people who arrive, and only if they bring their own lunch.
There will be a vending machine that accepts only credit cards, but don't worry, it's not like you'll need cash.
13:00 - 17:00: The Meeting That Should Have Ended Hours Ago
We'll continue discussing the same points from 09:30, just for the fun of it.
Don't forget to bring your favorite pillow, as you'll be sitting for hours.
Finally, it's over! Well, not really, we still have to discuss the minutes from this meeting.
Refresh your minds, folks, and get ready for tomorrow's meeting, which will be exactly the same.