Welcome, fellow time travelers! We're glad you're here.
A: We're trying to save the world, one meeting at a time. Sort of.
A: Ha! You think you're that clever, don't you? Unfortunately, our time-space continuum has been disrupted by a rogue chrono-disruptor, preventing paradoxes. You're stuck with us.
But don't worry, we have a solution: more meetings! That's what we're doing here. Meetings about meetings. It's like the never-ending, time-looping, meta- nightmare of your dreams.
A: Oh, you'll see it. You'll see it all. In excruciating, 3D-printed, beige-colored glory. Our meeting room is equipped with a time-space simulator, but be warned: it's not exactly what you'd call "accurate." The past will look... interesting.
A: No. You're stuck. Like, seriously, you're stuck. We have a Time-Traveler's Contract you signed in blood, sweat, and tears. Don't try it, trust us, you won't like the consequences. Read the fine print.