Welcome, fellow time travelers, to our eternal conclave. You've been here for 4.5 minutes already, and you're still waiting for the meeting to start.
Here's the deal:
We're not sure what we're meeting about, but we're pretty sure it's something important. Our CEO has been talking to a bunch of lawyers, and they've all gone into a huddle. The janitor just brought in another round of free donuts.
Want to know more? Check out our meeting notes from the last 1000 meetings:
And don't even get us started on the snacks.