Today's Manager of the Day: Bob "The Bull" Jenkins
Bob has been managing us for 5 years now, and in that time, he has single-handedly kept us from descending into chaos and anarchy.
His management style is a mix of fear, intimidation, and carefully placed sticky notes, and it's worked wonders!
Some of Bob's Achievements:
- We now have a 3:1 coffee-to-toilet ratio in the office.
- The microwave is always fully stocked with snacks.
- The company's 401K is now fully funded.
- We've had zero layoffs in 3 years, and counting!
Bob's Quote for the Day:
"If it's not working, it's not your fault! It's always someone else's fault. Or maybe it's just a thing."
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