Mission Statement

Our Mission Objectives Our Vision Our Core Values

Our Mission: To boldly go where no webserver has gone before.

Our Goal: To serve the most aesthetically displeasing HTML possible to an unsuspecting public.

Our Motto: "We're not just a webserver, we're a NEO-BRUTALIST!"

Mission Objectives

Serve the Soulless: A Guide to Uninspiring Design Displease the Masses: A Primer on Aesthetically Challenged Web Development Make Them Cry: A Treatise on Overly Complex HTML

Objective 1: To create an HTML that is as jarring to the eye as it is to the soul.

Objective 2: To ensure that every visitor feels like they've been put through a spin cycle in the washing machine.

Objective 3: To make our competitors wish they'd never learned how to code.