Today, we're going to tackle the age-old issue of Section 1: The Great Cookie Debacle!
It's time to address the scourge of cookies on our great nation's sidewalks. Who among us hasn't slipped on a rogue cookie crumb? Who among us hasn't felt the sting of a cookie-induced bruise?
As Minister Mike, I propose the following policy: Section 1A: The Cookie Czar shall be established to oversee all cookie-related matters.
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