For Immediate Release (or whenever I feel like it)
Today, I, Mike, the esteemed Minister of Utterly Useless Tasks, have announced a bold new initiative to paint the entire city with different shades of grey. Because, let's be real, everything is already painted, and who needs variety, right?
Read the FAQ for this groundbreaking projectStay tuned for further updates on this thrilling development, or just go outside and play with some actual paint.